Michael Bennett: CUT THE MUSIC!!!!! What I'd like right now is for all you scraggly, skinny jean wearing, local culture stomping, gentrifying New York douschebags to keep the noise down... while I take my robe off and give the ladies a good look at the sexiest man alive!!

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.

His wife must have been wearing a Tony Stewart mask.

You bluejay haterz remind me of my grandmother, who'd go out and wave a broom at them at her birdfeeder. Now the cardinals, she liked them. Bloods over crips, for life.

Bluejay's suck so hard! While they look good ( i guess ) they are loud, they wreak havoc on everything they touch and they are annoying to all other birds. They are the Kardashians of the bird world. Don't even get me started on Starlings!

I'd love for FSU to say, in response, "Fuck Him, right in the pussy."

Same here. I was disappointed.

Having once eaten a McDonald's burger, I'm confident that I can cross about 83% of these animals off of the list.

Not bad. Not bad at all. However, I think Judas Priest did the Falcon's logo better...

IRISH QUIT FUCKING THE RABBIT!

Adrian Peterson pleaded no contest this week to reckless assault (is there any other kind of assault?)

The fact that Drew doesn't seem to recognize clips from the movie Heavy Metal is bothering me way more than it should.

Whoa dude. Don't forget about Meth. That shit is delicious. And also deadly. But mostly delicious.

id like to see brad be successful in a series where blatantly hitting another car gets you a penalty.. so sick of him, he deserved what he got

Batman is not a super hero. Batman is a rich guy with a really weird hobby.

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

I don't know what your problem is. I mean, what's wrong with heal thy items???

I remember seeing The Blair Witch Project in theaters and didn't find it scary. I avoided spoilers, which was pretty easy to do during the dial-up days of 1999, but it still didn't work for me. Maybe I should watch it again to see....

This definitely deserves a \_O___/

Tony Stewart doesn't start fights, he finishes them.