In that case, can somebody see if Chris Berman's family needs anything?

I also like RG3's Flair tribute of taking 3 steps and falling down.

Wha...what's this, King?

The Rock's pre-People's Elbow armband toss. Actual armband optional.

Which pro wrestler's move deserves its own sack celebration? My vote:

I just want to say how impressed I am by Deadspin's coverage of this whole thing. Just beyond impressed.

Thanks for this. I've been yelling this at my tv and radio for weeks now. I taught in a women's prison and had countless women in my class with the same stories. I had a woman whose husband essentially scalped her with a 2x4, beat her repeatedly, threw her through a glass door, brought home his girlfriend beat her in…

"A woman saying yes to a date with a man is literally insane and ill-advised, and the whole species' existence counts on them doing it. I don't know how they...how do women still go out with guys, when you consider the fact that there is no greater threat to women than men? We're the number one threat to women.…

Step One in the abuser's playbook is to isolate the victim. (I almost said "his victim," but it's also VERY possible for a man to be the abused person in a dysfunctional relationship. See, once you've cut off someone, they have no support group. No peers. No one to run to.

Legit golf question since I know nothing about golf: if the bear had dropped the ball in the hole, does it count?

The most entertaining thing a Cub has done all year.

Love your comment, but at the same time I can't help but hear Bill Murray in Ghostbusters ("what did you do, Ray?") whenever someone asks any question that ends in ".. , Ray?"

SCHEFTER SMASH PUNY GINGER MAN

You know the situation is seriously fucked up when it's getting me to like Adam Schefter

Cut him Ozzie. I don't care about the cap hit. I don't care about the dead money. I just want Ray Rice off my team.

What's an appropriate response to a manager that schedules weekly 4PM Friday meetings? Do I slash his tires?

deez nuts

i'm a big fan of mina kimes at espn mag, and think she's the shit, but if i had a choice of a personality, i'm rolling with bomani. underrated writer, and he knows music so he can also do double duty over on the concourse dot deadspin dot com.

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