I would like a free order of dirty rice from Bojangles if Carolina quarterback completes a Hail Mary at the end of the game.

@Stev D: Or Jack Woltz in The Godfather.

1. Michael Phelps

I am voting for Boomer. Knowing our luck, Baby Mangino will grow up to look like Brad Pitt.

Sounds like he sat on the Heisman trophy. At least he wasn't as loud as George Rogers' suit.

She liked show jumping horses while drunk, and nude.

They both look right at home with something in their hand.

I don't see Bugs in here, he probably took the left turn at Albuquerque this time to get to Pismo Beach.

I see Bootsy Collins and Carmen Miranda had a love child.

These girls are getting prepared for flirting with Stu Scott when they get older.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: R. Kelly would too.

@Jews For Purple Jesus: I miss Paul Lynde.

@Macker12: His tongue doesn't look like it's in jail.

Somebody's wife should lay off the vinegar.

"I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada, and I love kissing Anna Wintour's ass"

@NoPracticoBurress:

Wore, dummy. I need a drink.

I want A. J.'s new suit that he work to Rick's. Stripper tears and all.

A new geek squad uniform, just in time for the holidays.

I would really be interested to hear Ocho's version of where babies come from.