Can we put Lil' Wayne in Rick Reilly's place on Page 2?

@SonofSpurrier: By the time you make it off I-85 in rush hour traffic, you will want it!!!

I believe Mr. Urlacher is not very selective when it comes to dipping his pen in the inkwell.

Being an ass gets in over being emo.

It is really bothering me that he isn't wearing a shirt.

@MattinglysSideburns: He lost his luster after a while.

No, hell no, and cheesy.

except for my grandmother -but she's 93 and can drink anyone under the table

I worked at a cable company about 10 years ago; and in the time period I worked there (about a year), they raised prices twice. Both times were due to ESPN charging them more.

He is more brazen than Emmitt, that's for sure.

Cake or death?

Ladies, allow me to pontificate on your sparkaliciousness.

Even Michigan J. Frog is ashamed of his name now.

LenDale White eating Red Velvet cake.

What, no love for Mike Ditka? That hair....

All that I can do

I like my alcohol aged to perfection, not my shirts.

Where is Gilbert's oxygen tent and broken heart to go along with his wax figure?

I see Div. III has to settle for that instead of having staph like the pros do.

Not shown: the cameraman slipping and falling in his own puddle of drool.