I thought in their case, it was called emasculation.

I thought Isaiah spread nothing but love.

@Colonel Dubby: Will she be opening for Tiffany in the food court?

The humble beginnings of the Blackuweather forecast.

Ned Yost must have taken the beer bong with him.

Sounds like AJ let Lisa borrow some of his figs.

Excellent! Excellent!

@Matt_T: Too late, the one on the far right looks like he is lactating.

A Brett Farve patch would be on my last nerve.

Seriously it looks like he has had plastic surgery done over the summer.

I see no gum or notches on that headboard.

Get Sir Charles to give the football team a pep talk and few boxes of doughnuts.

"I think we have a lot of Mohawk virgins around here, this is my fourth."

This interview gets the around the world and back snap.

@J-No: I thought the same thing. I have never had anyone say anything out of the way to me, either.

Oh Jerry and you are such a fine judge of character, too. I hope you end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein after all of your plastic surgery.

Man you are playing Calvinball all wrong! You carry the ball in your buttcheeks until Tebow yells 'Cut'!

@ClintonPortishead: Is she trying to be the Karen Steffans of the NBA? We think not.

@theblackdog: No, it means you are brilliant.

They probably got the gas siphoned out of their car while they were parked there, too.