@greeneyedgamecock: Blood and bile

Yuengling is great and I have For Whom the Bell Tolls as my ringtone. Hears to hoping the Panthers can stop Devin Hester and the neckbearded one.

@Clare: Um, yes I did.

Anyone else use their St. Anger CD as a coaster?

The caption for this photo should read: NFL? Not Freakin' Likely with a backdrop like this.

That is a failed audition for To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Love Julie Newmar.

It's a whole different world when you retire and Tully, Arn, or Ole can't run out and save you.

Why can't Jessica keep her piehole shut? Oh yeah, because that's why Tony loves her.

A Lifetime exclusive: Liquor, Lads, and Loss: The Vince Young Story.

As he left the facility, Fisher pronounced the whole thing a "misunderstanding."

Four penalties in a row? Somebody get their offensive line a Xanax.

In a Walgreen's in L. A., Bridget looks at get well cards; and then decides to hell with it.

People! The Carolina Clap will get a shot and fizzle out by the end of the season.

@Rob Iracane: Damn man, South Carolina lost and I am going to a Braves game in a little while. I don't need anymore crushing blows for this week!

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@TheStarterWife: Or just set the luggage outside and let Tatum Bell handle it.

A few weeks earlier, Orton also served as a celebrity spokesman for a statewide initiative asking residents to turn off lights for one hour to raise awareness about climate change.

If you are married, you need to upgrade to Everclear. Jack isn't going to cut it for you.

Spending your honeymoon with Bobby Bowden and his 5 spawn? No thanks.

I'll disinfect the backseat of Pacman Jones' van.