@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: We mocked Clemson yesterday. Where were you? We missed you!!!

Or better known by its subtitle: How I have made it hard for women who were really assaulted to come forward because of my stupidity.

I see JBL stole his 'towel around the neck' gimmick from Barbaro.

@CaptainHomeless: So he is the Cris Carter of Deadspin?

Hell to the yes.

I'll bet the fan that drove him home from practice would post his bail if he got picked up.

Well, A-Rod can get back to sparking Madonna full time. And then there's that Brett guy in New York now they can talk about, too.

Maybe if Rex had a neckbeard or drank like a champion, he wouldn't get booed so bad.

@SonofSpurrier: Calm down honey, they will do it to themselves.

Clemson will be just like Sam Elliott said in Roadhouse: great out of the gate, but not much for stamina.

You guys have skipped number 9. Oh wait, it's Clemson, right? Carry on then.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: He is on the phone with Joe Horn now.

Liver and lung cancer at 18? I hope he is at peace now.

Call me when you guys hire Marv back. And Darryl Talley. And Bruce Smith, Thurman Thomas, Andre Reed....

Why does she look like she has been kissing Manny?

Is this a package deal with Jimmy Dolan and the band?

@toledostripper: or on a hill with a high powered rifle.

Ronnie James Dio will sue you for stealing his sign, Buzz.

Ludacris. If he isn't the greatest rapper ever, then who is?- dirtybirdkickin'it

Michael Phelps would put cheese, eggs, and mayo on it.