@MattinglysSideburns: I'll take Sting circa 1990, when he and Lex Luger were getting into a car with a toothless 60 year old woman after a match in Greenville.

@Texy: And one of them would be Tebow.

@TheK-GunNeedsReloaded: You forgot that hell was just a campfire back then.

Mayonnaise? It had better be Duke's if you are going to eat that mess.

Very good article AJ!

I'll bet he wears mom jeans, too.

@Gourmet Spud: Not of decency, they aren't!!!

No wonder Mac was upset, his balls were distressed!

I really don't think Manny got a haircut. They brought in Mr. Miyagi to cut his hair like one of his bonsai trees.

@FirstDerivative: Neither is Napoleon Kaufman.

Women can do anything with their breasts. Enough said.

@KazMatsuisAnalFissure: At the touchdown club luncheon we had here last year, Mike Ayers of Wofford was getting more attention than Tommy. BTW, Mike Ayers is a great guy.

Meanwhile, Clemson and its team full of future pros will go 8-4 and play in the Astroglide Bowl in December and, in spite of this, Tommy Bowden will get another raise.

Manny left to bid on his own grill on eBay.

That girl is acting like her jersey was made by Dolce and Gabbana.

If you can't get Aaron Neville or Harry Connick, Jr. to come to your practices, you must not be worth a damn.

Wasn't he on Mike and Mike the other morning raving about how Botox is great?

@Matt_T: *sassydeerrun sends Matt_T a virtual shot of tequila*

Peter King would not touch my pie with a ten foot pole.

"Uh, Mr. President? The sand, it is in her vagina.'