@Katni: +1

No matter how you look at it, Aaron got sloppy seconds from everyone involved.

@Civil Negligence: This doesn't surprise me half as much as The National Enquirer was right about the affair all along.

For the best torch lighting moment for a metal band in concert, I'd have to go with James Hetfield's arm and Axl Rose's attitude in Canada. - ridethelightingdude

@Doyle McPoyle: @Baby_Seal_Clubber:

@Slothrop: When I graduated high school in 1990, my cousin sat next to me. While we were standing in line to march out, this was our conversation:

Awesome job, ladies!!!!

@sassydeerrun: Sorry, dummy wrong Ohio.

He can dot the i for the rest of his life.

As befits life as an indentured servant to the NCAA, one of his first telephone calls was to the campus compliance officer to ensure that winning the award didn't violate NCAA rules.

Maybe if he would have spent time in this box instead of other boxes, it wouldn't have come to this.

That looks about as awkward as a junior high dance.

Yeah well, the Olympics are the Tony Awards of sports.

In 2007, Reggie Bush blossomed into a huge vagina too afraid to run between the tackles.

@WrighteousMetsFan: I thought guys liked them that way.

It's fine, but it screams 'Look at me! I care more about Brett Favre's whereabouts than doing my job.' to my boss.

Where is the obligatory Coors Light ad going to be now??????

Is it just me or does the C look like it is going to eat the K?

But there's been NO history here with baseball.

@Gourmet Spud: You are gonna need a bigger bike.