@UpstateUnderdog: AC/DC >>>>>>>> the rest of those DCs

No and eye bleach.

McCain's bobblehead isn't anatomically correct; it doesn't have Quagmire's profile.

No, and he needs more cowbell.

Bone up on your Guitar Hero first, dude.

Gatorade Gum > Lemon-Lime Gatorade

@redsoxchick: That is what I took it to mean. Maybe we see it different than the guys. And yes, I am stopping this before it gets all Jezebelled.

@MattinglysSideburns: Austin 3:16 says I just sued your ass!

I am passing out a no to everyone in that picture.

As a court clerk, I must tell you all: stop clogging the court system; it already looks like one of those Beijing toilets!!!!!

@Matt_T: No one is really acting like they are supposed to in this whole mess, so I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

Since Brett is acting like some crazy ass hurricane that can't make up its mind where it wants to make landfall, I suggest Jim Cantore give me updates on his situation.

Disapprove, he thinks too highly of Nick Saban.

I see they have Golden Corral restaurants in Beijing, too.

@Her?: 'Erotic Drama' on Cinemax = any movie starring Shannon Tweed.

@Matt_T: Did you see those shrimp? You could put an eye out with one!!

@Baby_Seal_Clubber: Charles Barkley on a golf course with a doughnut and a bad swing >>>>>>O. J. on a golf course looking for the killers.

Ho, Ha, Dodge, Perry, Spin, Thrust!!

This will probably make or break Brett getting traded there.

@MoonZeroTwo: I thought it said Harley, but I would be willing to bet no one there has heard of Sturgis.