No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

@sir_pantsalot: A lot of underhanded football throwing will be quite awkward.

@Azian Zero: I would expect nothing less from any of you.

Is she wearing a skirt? Good on her, but I would want to wear shorts.

@Napoleon's Battle Plan: Lizzie Grubman: valet parking

Brett is crying because Emmitt Smith beat him out for that part in the Just For Men commercial.

@WrighteousMetsFan: Truth be told, Mike Greenburg's wife probably hasn't either.

What, Chris Mortenson didn't break this story? It can't be true then.

Nice sweat trails you're sporting there, Prince.

@Matt_T: And Gary Cherone was just a blip on the radar.

They didn't make this big a deal when the US and Russia were holding summits.

Anyone seen Brutus lately?

Tracy must be wearing her ovaries on the outside today.

First Jesse Owens, now Brett Farve ruining the Olympics for Hitler.

Mick Foley> Dave Foley> Foley sisters

Ladies, you need to live life on the edge, and hit up the infield at Talladega. They have their own jail there, for crying out loud.

Does anyone else remember the round baseball cards Hardee's would give away when you bought a large drink? I think I ended up with about 20 of Dante Bichett's cards.

Ewww, nice stain on that bag.

I just asked my husband if that was Hoss, Adam, or Little Joe playing for the 'Skins. He shook his head and left the room.

@UkraineNotWeak: He's the reason God made Oklahoma.