First the earthquake, now Manny. Who will show up next to wreck havoc on LA?

Now I read the post. Good stuff, Spud!!! +1

I didn't even read this post. I just wanted to say that guy in the picture doesn't know his way around a beaver.

@Christ Sabo: Now, I do like Sage Steele.

A woman flirts with a man to get what she wants? Park the squad car, Dick Tracy!!! This guy has been hanging around Mariotti too long.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: Or hang him above his fireplace and wonder why he doesn't sing.

In the game of baseball, Manny is a Picasso

On the back of that card: I like Egyptian Cotton Hand Towels.

Belichick tapes everything, doesn't he? It wouldn't surprise me if he and Chuck Berry swap tapes.

I wanted anything but a Brett Farve post, and I get this. I should just go back to bed.

They are jazzing up The Geek Squad in Beijing.

That reminds me; they should bring Circus of the Stars back!!

'Yeah, Madonna said he looked like this...'

No one is surprised that Ron had his phone off? How is his record producer going to get a hold of him, smoke signals?

Drudge Report in Beijing? You betcha, flashing siren and all.

I wouldn't play in the men's tournament if all I got was a crappy hood ornament.

Why would Little League make this decision?

Not one SEC reference in this post? You are slipping Mr. Travis. The Duke video makes up for it.

Get rid of the devil and good things will happen? Tell that to Mrs. Jones.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I was just thinking she looks like he had to tell her something twice.