A-Rod just started his 2009 campaign for SOB SOL.- gettindashaft

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry:

Oh yeah, and I hate Dane Cook, too.

I hate John Elway, Frank Caliendo, and clowns. That pretty much sums it up.

You should have worn Toughskins jeans like the rest of us.

*Heeelllllooooo baby, this is the Big Bopper speaking!*

@UkraineNotWeak:

@Arriaga_II: Until you step on an escalator.

@The Diesel: Sweetie, no need to preface that. There is no such thing as a happy Panther fan.

That much when Boardwalk is only $400?

@SA: Only if Andre Bauer decides to fly a plane again.

I am so glad he decided not to put one of William Perry on his back.

I am going out on a limb and say that is the closest thing to puss that man will ever have near him.

Kid, save that manifesto and put your high powered rifle away. There will be other pitchers that will come along and take Barry's place. It's just that they may not be able to snag Alyssa's phone number.

I thought they would just do like people running marathons do and just go.

I notice LeBatard has his beer bottle placed just so his hip doesn't come out of joint.

Barack strains to hear what Chief Brody is screaming on shore; but it is too little, too late.

South Carolina: trying to be first in everything since 1860.

Hmmm....drinking at Five Points or watching Barack?

@Weed Against Speed: I love Milton Bradley in New York sounds interesting.