Floyd has obviously never squeezed himself into a pair of fishnets or Shanna Moakler.

Oh Tony, where were you when Mama Cass needed you?

They get that and we get Janet Jackson's breast? That is hardly fair.

@UkraineNotWeak: Are you referring to the crowd of people or the use of sharp objects?

Billy Dee Williams approves of that picture.

Stop steaming up my tail, you're gonna wrinkle it!

Harlequin Romance Books called, they would like to have their prose back.

Sarah Jessica Parker will do anything to get people to look at her.

Masseuses should get in for free at the Durham Bulls game.

@sassydeerrun: closed, duh.

ESPN: rest home for close-minded male whores.

Dr. Dre will stay in the LBC, because Snoop Dogg has arrived. Death Row is tough, though! -suged

@Napoleon's Battle Plan: If he would have had a fork in one hand and some barbed wire in his forehead, it would have been hard to tell the difference.

Aw punkin, it's not the media's fault.

Madonna was not meant to be married to some English guy. She was born to tear a path through every hot Latin guy she encountered and leave them battered and soiled when she was done. By October, A-Rod will look like a used napkin at Golden Corral. Then, all will be right with the world again.

@Stoned Lightning: That makes me wish for the good old days.

Paul Simon deserves every accolade he receives. We will be listening to Graceland for a very long time. -Garfunkelwho?

@lex_luger: I hear the Budweiser horses are looking for a quarterback.

If you have the itch, get a shot and clear it up.

*sigh*