He said it on Cowherd's show, so only tens of his fans know about it.

@TheStarterWife: Dipping potato chips in mayo is great, too.

Ketchup should be mixed with coarse chopped horseradish to make delicious cocktail sauce.

Negative five throwgasms is getting a kiss from your Aunt Bunny

That is making my eyes well up with tears just reading it.

Why is Freddie Prinze, Jr. holding the ball? Is it the only one Sarah Michelle will let him hold?

Hey Cowbell Kid, Tina Turner is going back out on tour to celebrate Ike's passing; she would like her wig back when you are done with it.

Oh I know you didn't just call Wizard Cat stupid! Your ground up remains will be at the bottom of a litter box in a couple of days.

@Tebow2007: I was checking out the Dots myself.

It amazes me that it has taken Harold this long to get a job; and yet if they have a cornhole tournament in Hoboken, tWWL sends Berman to be all up in it.

I haven't seen this much sexual tension between two people since Mulder and Scully were on television.

Madonna is giving hope to older baseball groupies everywhere.

Clinton Portis may have a pair he can spare you, Jaws.

you will be given the Italian once-over to see if you're the right fit.

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: Here is ten bucks, make sure John Kruk isn't hiding in the basement.

He can go over to her place and they can look at each other's pretty for a while.

I'll bet they break up because they can't share mirrors or closet space.

Scraping the bottom of the baseball barrel, are we now? Was Jose too juiced and now we go for the other end of the spectrum?

Ouch, enough with the damn commas!

@Jefferson Short Bus: +1