@Chief Illiniwek: From what I read last week, all the petty cash was spent on hair product and Long Island Iced Tea.

From passionfruit to kiwis in one slide.

I'm confused are these guys the Greasers or the Socs?

When an old guy steps up, your ass is grass.

Let me guess. This picture was made before you two scamps headed off to Vince Young's house.

@Kid Canada - undead: +1

'I'm Going To Be Like Brady Quinn'

Welcome, dark overlord.

@Afino: Somebody get A. J.'s stripper out of the cake before she suffocates.

Now picture # 4 is a come hither look if I have ever seen one.

Sock puppet opera?

Wil, you look like James Spader in that picture.

I'll bet there is a bear skin rug in front of that fireplace.

The bulls are going to take hometown matadors and hook them up in Pamplona. They will have an impact on any crazy man running the streets. -noonedoesitliketha

Battered fish makes me think of Long John Silver's. And that's just wrong.

In 1976, my mom bought a new Camaro and my aunt bought a new Monte Carlo. As of today, my mom and I put 280,000 miles on that Camaro and my aunt has been through an '83 Monte and two Toyota Camrys.

@crazyjoedavola: or Calvin and Hobbes.

I would love to share a root beer with the World War One flying ace.

Approve for being married to JoJo Starbuck

@Tebow2007: Drop the top and let the sun shine in!!