Sir Charles could use a second job for his gambling debt.

Gregg Easterbrook would approve. Me, not so much.

Wonder if his motorized cooler is tricked out?

Simmons is going to start writing essays that will put the Unabomber to shame.

Love you Wil and thanks. Now ride off into the sunset on your motorized cooler!

George Jones busted on a lawnmower drunk > this dude

@Da_Mang: Agreed.

Crosby will have his day, but it belongs to Hope now. -roadto nowhere

@Weed Against Speed: Did you yell at people to get your point across and have a bad dye job as well?

@ArkansasFred: Had it been there overnight?

@jwaves2007: or John Madden!

If this was Brett Farve's house, he would still be deciding whether to knock them out or not.

Inside the NFL with Dexter would be a good show too. Shannon Sharpe could be his victim every week.

@7-8 Deville: When McCain was a boy, Hell was just a campfire.

Ugh, this is like bouncing back and forth between circles of hell.

Well, who is giving away the free gift this time at Dillard's, Petey: Estee Lauder or Clinique?

What time does the train leave?

Mr. Green should be tipped off if Jerry Springer shows up.

@Da_Mang: I see Triple H fixed Randy Orton's collarbone for him Sunday night.

Scarlet, Elvis' and Madonna's fever > Quincy's fever