@Donald_Igwebuike: Carmen ain't cleaning that mess up, I'm telling you!

Quincy Carter fever: wonder if the cure consists of a series of shots or a bottle of pills.

He threw the party Vince Young was at.

@UkraineNotWeak: The Hamptons just aren't looking that cosmopolitan anymore for summer vacations.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: +1

Hmm..I don't see a river anywhere in either picture...

If that car would have hit Lance Armstrong, it would have killed the driver.

Doesn't spit? Unpossible.

I know a Junebug and a Boo, but I dare say I have never met a man known as Pot Roast.

Manny immediately gave the tumbling guy his grill and escorted him behind the left field wall to watch him pee.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Mr. Jennings would like to have a word with you.

@J-No: They do wonders for a girl's swing.

Mariah looked as if she was swatting at a pesky fly while frolicking in a field of daisies.

The controversy continues to rage: Should a grown man answer to the name of Chipper?

This looks suspiciously like something Terrell Owens would be starring in.

Golden who?

How is Bud Selig supposed to get to work when his mode of transportation is being used for such frivolity?

@sassydeerrun: better, dummy, not been

You had been mean it this year, Atlanta. You'd better not swear to me you aren't gambling anymore and then go to Vegas with your brother-in-law Rick and lose it all at the roulette table. Then I will have to kick you out again, and next spring it will manifest itself all over again.

@She Blinded Me With Violence: I can look at him for free; and frankly, I thought he'd be....bigger.