That is every guy I went to high school with, circa 1987.

Easily the best looking person on the show. Approve.

Trying to upstage that guy diving off the port-a-john didn't work out well at all.

I am happy for them. I hope her and Clinton Portis don't wear the same outfit at the wedding.

Gaffney was South Carolina's top school? Obviously Summerville or Byrnes didn't kiss up enough.

Archuleta vs. Cook. This is another super...zzzz...zzzz match.-paulasstash

I have seen more chips in a bag of Frito-Lay's.

That sounded like a dump truck backing up. With Kathleen Turner talking in between.

I thought the love affair with ping pong balls died with Captain Kangaroo.

Honestly, Will Ferrell needs to lay off the Botox.

I believe someone sprayed Febreze at second base. Mr. Church unfortunately took the time during a game to stop and smell it.

Girl on the left: Just keep smiling, it could be worse.

Wow, Mr. Belding, Meredith Baxter-Birney, and Jeff Spicolli all under one roof.

My love of Mike Piazza > Roger's love of steroids and underage girls.

I'll bet if it was anything belonging to Jennifer Love Hewitt, Hank would look like Andy Dufresne out there digging for it.

Hank probably wishes it was the thong instead.

I notice he isn't doing this at a Kia dealership.

@Doyle McPoyle:

Esquire is more fashion than usual; they put a man who lives in Wranglers on the cover.

@throwbot: The Butterscotch Stallion needs to star in this biopic.