If he would have only said they were riding around in a Camaro...

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: If he didn't, he missed a great opportunity.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: You ought to be happy that some people are taking it upon themselves to weed out the gene pool.

As a resident of Deadspin, I am rooting for Jason Giambi to put down the thong and pick up a cup.

Jordan isn't going let you live it down if you quit gambling.

First of all, congrats to Jon Lester. Second of all, boo on the cameraman who gave us a close up of Jim Edmonds ankle. Nasty stuff.

The NBA....it's Fan-tastic.

At least Sen. Kennedy has some water to land in.

We all know about Jamison, but Ireland has been underrated her whole career. - jordan'd

Poor lone bottle of Deer Park water...

Did they decide to call the new place Valtrex stadium?

My good man, what in God's name are you doing with a Jeff Gordon die cast on your desk?

Who are these three Marlins fans?

That's a mighty big wading pool.

Chyna, Butterbean, and William Perry

Mindy McCready will hang with any baseball player.

Disapprove. You shouldn't be ugly to the woman who spackles your face to make you look presentable on ATH.

Underwear made the difference in this game; lingerie will prevail over granny panties everyday-vickyssecretrawks

Welcome to questioning your manhood day on Deadspin.

His Wonderlic score just went up 10 points.