He looks like an offspring of Steve Forbes; never blinking.

@Weed Against Speed: Thanks for making me hide under my desk.

@NICKNICK: Belt buckle? That is going on my charm bracelet.

Either his hat has flaps in the back or his hair has a bill.

Maybe Kenny Smith can sponsor a fishing tournament to raise money for him.

That's how many home runs he would have hit if he hadn't been hurt.

Rusty Wallace approves.

What the hell, could no one find a tuba on short notice?

Manny will eventually be having unassisted triple plays while relaxing in a hot tub in the outfield.

Tully Blanchard quitting > Annika Sorenstam quitting

Charlotte Lug Nuts

@Nacho Friendly: Then, no one will know how to get to the Peach Festival or where Andie McDowell used to live.

I believe that same curtain is used as the backdrop of the AVN awards.

@Juancho: I think I can see the effects of late nights in Vegas with House and J-Bug in this picture.

No matter if it's Rick Saloman or Kobe Bryant, Paris Hilton's expression never changes.

And by the way Jen P, the weather is cloudy my way.

I would love to have whatever mind altering substances Gawker IT is on today.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: I think Keeley Hazel should be on Page 3 at least three times a week. That endorsement was brought to you by my husband.

@Carlton_Whitfield: He was eating at a Subway? Disapprove.

Charles is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S/