You should start to panic when Gloria gets called off the bench.

Charades gone wrong.

@Abe Froman: She looks too old, though.

Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman > Cris Carter and Clarence Carter, combined.

Aquaman has just attempted to drown himself.

Chris Paul > Paul Sorvino > Paul Orndorff

Their uniforms are supposed to be teal! Why do they say New Orleans instead of Charlotte?

I will let you know in 23 1/2 hours.

Oh yeah, obligatory 'Where's Hootie?'

@SonofSpurrier: I thought your daddy was letting you call some plays this year.

@Johnny LaRue: I remember reading about it somewhere last year. Flozell is not very smooth with the ladies, and is a tightwad on a date (according to the girl who posted on the site).

I see he has totally ripped off Elvis' Takin' Care of Business necklace.

Next thing you know, he'll end up on [dontdatehimgirl.com] with Flozell Adams.

Flower Tucci has no problem hiding liquor bottles on her, I'm sure.

@Matt_T: Gary Cherone would be caddying at a different tournament altogether.

Flower Tucci > > > Stanley Tucci

@Detective Bunk: Are you talking about Vince or Mr. Belding?

Flower Tucci's talents > Screech's sex tape

Sir, you have your Proverbs on my Psalms.

That doll looks like she sees Roger Clemens coming at her.