I think this might be some of Brian Bosworth's parent's old home movies.

Somewhere, a banjo plays and a redneck gets redder.

I watched a program about a star burning out and causing havoc on Earth. It was actually about the Sun turning into a red giant in 5 million years, but it sounds like it could have applied to this game as well.

Bet the farm on someone wearing a zoot suit and fedora.

Roger Clemens never tires of chasing bitches.

@Send It In, Jerome!: I give up, which one is Carrie?

Sonny pounded Carlo is a bit much to describe this. I think it would be more like a Joan Crawford front and back slap instead.

Cher made me a believer. From what I've seen, there is life after love.-blowedoutdragqueen

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:He might need to just park since gas prices are so high.

Did Wesley Snipes tell him to always bet on black?

@What Would Kornheiser Do?: Jesus, she gets bonier every time I see her. Somebody get that poor woman a T-bone.

Eww, those things look like grapefruits in a sock.

@Doyle McPoyle: It should have been for Just One Of The Guys.

I had a major crush on Dan and Keith back in today. I miss them terribly. Approve.

This is what the confederacy should have done in Atlanta to end Sherman's march.-robertelee'd

I believe he was pushed.

I demand a video of this high brow debauchery. Stills won't cut it!

Wil, they blurred the cover of your book , yet the same was not done for Chris Rose's hair?

@UkraineNotWeak:

@Sh!tShow: The Kids In The Hall could be sideline reporters. They could crush J. P. Losman's head!!!