Jim personally designed that hat to look like a smokestack.

Dammit, it won't show up on my computer at work. Could someone do a puppet show of it and send it to me? Thanks.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Get that man a Jeff George jersey!!!

I love listening to Black Hole Sun, because of what Chris Cornell created there. - soundgardenofeden

That picture was meant to be posted on Fleshbot, under the Fetish category.

No wonder Mario Lopez wants to host these pageants.

@RachelRayIsTheDevil:Hey, I only wish my hair could look that ravishing after a buzzard had roosted in it for a week.

@Rob Iracane: Could explain a lot of her facial bruising.

@MrRedDevil: He would be the fat kid with the needle hanging out of his butt.

@Jefferson Short Bus: I wonder if it will come out that Roger made her have an abortion. I wouldn't be surprised.

I see country music has its equivalent to Amy Winehouse.

Maybe Ronaldo should have checked both sides of the story, if you know what I mean.

Joe Francis: helping underage girls shed their clothes at Spring Break and giving his bank account dollars and cents.

Maybe the beer bong should be used before the exam. Make things a little easier.

Ghosts of Flatbush? Wasn't that the movie with Sly Stallone and The Fonz from back in the '70s?

I thought that list represented who was next in line to the presidency.

sullen, red-ass, Texas boy...

Why the hell is one of Jupiter's moons out of orbit and on earth giving an interview?

I'm impressed with Jake Long. I had written him off and wasn't even giving him a chance after seeing him dressing up like a woman in drunken stupor.-bigtuna4life

@futuremrsrickankiel: According to a blogger this weekend, God doesn't love Atlanta because the Falcons drafted Matt Ryan.