You don't have to call me Rocket, darling. You never even called me by my name.

@UkraineNotWeak: Sweet Little Sixteen by Chuck Berry.

@Jubilation T. Cornpone: +1

Hmm, is being engaged to Dean Cain better than having Roger as a Sugar Daddy?

Bunch of Cincinnati Bengal wanna bes.

Hey I'm good at Calvinball, that should mean something...

Mel Kiper's worst enemy? Humidity

I have to hand it to the Miz. Even though he is a talentless hack, he has a tag team championship belt. -roadwarriors4eva.

I have to hand it to Cheese Whiz. It is easier to put on a cracker than Velveeta.- sargento4life

This game has taken its toll on me.-maroon5nerd

Couldn't he have swapped out sexual favors for this on Craigslist instead?

After that interview, she was spied scouring herself with Comet and a pumice stone.

I see an unfortunate incident with Brett Farve concerning a pair of Wrangler jeans and a faulty zipper.

Ugh, why the hell did you put a picture of Chris Berman's uvula on here? I just ate lunch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Signal to Noise: So, so true.

You all love this guy more than Erin Andrews? Approve, for I have underestimated his greatness.

Old felons never die; their rap sheet ends at Jerry Jones' pen.

I ate 18 hot dogs with chili and I had to adjust my pants before my gut went nuclear-goliconthemike

By the way Erin, nice picture. It looks like you are going to rip Berman's heart right out of his chest.

The guy in that picture looked liked he had been stomping grapes with Lucy and Ethel.