Carolina got rid of DeShaun Foster, maybe he would like to wallow in mediocrity up the road in Charlotte.

Tumwater resident Dick Nichols

If T. O. was naked, this post would have been on Fleshbot.

What's the matter, T. O.? Decided you didn't want to be Grady to Flava Flav's Fred on the new show?

Did you have that number on speed dial by chance?

OU812 is on pace to be the best selling Van Hager album in history-garycheronesucks

@Paul Zuvella: She will be providing the drinks during Golic's wing-eating contest.

Some kid is totally going to screw up the spelling of masticate if Erin Andrews is there with that outfit on.

Laura Branagin: Return to Calling Gloria

Heidi Fleiss: Return to Whoring

Pac-Man Jones: Retur...

No one does it like the bull.

Oops, someone set James Hetfield on fire again.

I see Pauly Shore took the time to get some highlights put in, but he seems to have lost his can of Aqua Net and Whitesnake T-shirt in the process.

If he didn't work at Bristol, he would be trying to sell you a 1988 Ford Taurus with tremendous upside.

Cloud 9 > Client 9

Paul Masson is my wine of choice, but it doesn't get me quite as drunk as Boone's Farm.-classof2010

I'm sure a Kenyan will have this baby wrapped up before Bill Simmons drags his butt out of bed.

I'll bet that's the last time Hank messes with Jennifer at a board meeting.

It would have been more impressive if he got put through a table or thrown off a ladder.