As long as A-Rod can order a cosmo.....

@Brazil Thrill: Geena Davis is practicing for the Olympics.

@Clare: I agree. Approve.

Billy Packer's number should be negative.

I am sure Mike Piazza would have loved playing with you.

Wonder if he is more like Milton Berle or Roddy McDowell?

Please don't throw Dusty Baker and nude in the same paragraph again.

I guess that tornado went through a little early.

'Look at me, LOOK AT ME!!! I am touching a woman; I am secure with who I am.'

With two in a bathroom stall, you get eggroll.

@futuremrsrickankiel: That would be a philodendron.

@apostles03: Down by the river.

This fits right in with Weed Day on Deadspin.

Johnny Bravo has really let himself go.

If Tom Glavine acted like he enjoyed what he was doing; instead of having the personality of a wet mop, we might actually give a damn.

@LeNoceur: It mean Bob Costas thinks you are in your mama's basement pickin' on people.

Tommy Lasorda, anal rips and Bud Selig. So much for lunch.

And somebody isn't getting a visit from the Great Pumpkin this year.

Gov. Barkley would love to have you on his staff in 2012.

@Phony Gwynn: He could be related to Kim Kardashian. Approve.