@TheStarterWife: Atlanta, Charlotte, Greensboro, or Columbia; early 1990's? If not, we should have!

I do believe TheStarterWife and myself have partied at a Black Crowes concert before.

The Black Crowes opening up? Kate Hudson really did a number on them.

I'll bet Brutus 'The Barber' Beefcake wished he would have had one of these.

At least Santa Claus has something to wear to Eagles home games.

Disapproval. He's not donning the wig!

Unbelievable, Hank Stienbrenner said Houston wasn't worth a &*#$.

@Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies: There is no 13th floor in a hotel, nor a 13 down on a puzzle.

14 down: the type of shuffle this guy does frequently

@MattinglysSideburns: No, no. Courtney Love's.

Even the Gibb brothers get a partial mention.

Maybe Dan and Keith will say something funny about it on tonight's Sportscenter.

@Chloroform Monster: That could be the title of a sex tape we don't want to see.

@Clare: What happens with leather stays with leather?

That guy probably took my drive-thru order at Taco Bell yesterday.

@Chief Wahoo: You guys are really cute, with your man-laws and stuff.

Hey people, I was amazed that Reva and Josh are still on the damn show.

Speaking of peckerheads, did I just see Mike Greenburg and Mike Golic on the Guiding Light?

That looks like Tommy Lee's arm.

Did you go barhopping with Ted Kennedy?