So much for 'Never Let Them See You Sweat'.

@Tuffy: I thought there were some pictures posted from a Nationals game about some oral relations going on in the stands.

@strum40: I keep getting an error message, are there any cases pending against Vince McMahon?

I believe that woman is a Stepford wife.

If Roger's suit had looked that good, Waxman wouldn't have given him such a hard time.

Sorry for eating eggs and mangos

"The Giants stuck it in me this far before they broke it off."

I'll bet Mark Cuban still wears those pants.

One day, we will have Charles' life broadcast on ESPN 8. That will be the only thing worth watching produced by the WWL.

Get ready for Deliverance 2: Bassmaster Boogaloo, coming to you live from the SC/Georgia border.

I didn't think the Bi-Lo center in Greenville could top the TNA pay-per-view they had there last week.

@Lamppo@Chief Wahoo: I have seen catfish with darker bellies than that.

Mike Golic says you could stand to lose a couple of pounds.

He's not fat; he's big boned.

Linda needs to be on the Weather Channel, where all of the women stay pregnant. That is one fertile cameraman.

@shea_guevara: And they can scatter his ashes over the pitcher's mound at Steinbrenner field.

Ok Roger, if you didn't get any injections, why do you have an arm sticking out of your butt?

@OhGodYes: Great minds think alike.

Check out Rusty, looking under the table for Roger's credibility.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Roger would make a sorry ninja.