Somebody needs to protest being subjected to pictures of Sean Salisbury penis instead.

You're with me, loquacious.

Genius, Wile E. , pure genius.

Ron's nether regions, Elton John's birthday party, chaps...it's all too much.

We learned that it probably helps to drop a buttered biscuit on your jersey before you play the Patriots.

I hope the helmet's gonna fit after I cut his hair off.

That doesn't look like Mossy Oak.

Paul Oakenfold approves.

@gjdodger: Probably a pat on the back, since it didn't involved hugging an intern or pervy cell phone pictures.

You're with me, hissy fit.

Maybe Roger's physique is the result of Toaster Strudels and not steroids.

Get Peyton to give a priceless pep talk to the Giants.

Remember when we thought Michael Jackson was normal and Prince was crazy?

You people are just begging for a sequel to Oscar.

Hey, I can't see Martin Lawrence in the crowd for Peyton's ass.

@Camp Tiger Claw: I'm thinking more along the lines of Gatorade that Norv won't get soaked in.

@daver4470: Yes, it doesn't have a sole.

What is the line if she brings her daddy with her?

@Dieter: If you're pounding her eardrum, you're not doing it right.

The perfect breast, what does Penthouse say it entails?