Damn you, I was about to have a snack, now I need brain bleach. Gaaawwwd.

Well, that’s what he’s wearing for hair - a squirrel - so they’re almost right.

But you know how covfefe makes you go all Corinthians 2...

Slapping my knees! 😂😂😂😂

Water fountains spewing black sludge...la la laaa 🎶

Preach it!

Perfect 😂😵

Wait wait wait..so the people who invented the phrase “pull yourself up by your own Bootstraps” blame others for their failures and blame it on “racism against whites”?

I’m not religious, but that phrase “and a little child shall lead them” is so poignant.

All I can do is scream at that. It is so fucking INFURIATING that they would have the fucking NERVE to call someone “racist” while denying to minorities that racism even existed!! These people are rat shit crazy!!

That statement makes me want to spit nails.

To our universe,

What? I did NOT know that was James Avery! Wow!

What a cool experience! Very funny!

“ She has been released and will appear before a ...reality TV tribunal, date TBD.”

Wwhhat??? TF?

“The Real Housewives of the Bay Area would cover all the “mix of culture and class” issues. The Bay has it all!

Go away, Buzz Killington.

You’re not the only one who can’t stand who I call “Falsetto Dorito”.