Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

I live for comments like this.

Man I went into reading this thinking I knew exactly how it was going to go and I was wrong. The questions were good questions that got good answers. I don’t 100% support Cooks agenda but I understand and respect it. She doesn’t mind that fan service exists and doesn’t want it banned or to shun people who like it, she…

So now he’s basically admitted that everything he’s done and is continuing to do is for the purposes of being an asshole, right? That’s the correct reading here yeah?

Yeah, someone who would leak someone’s medical records just to embarrass & violate them totally doesn’t sound like someone capable of rape.

Right? Like, sure, you can be publicly sadistic to someone you’re in a bitter court battle with, but it sure as shit doesn’t help your case for looking not monstrous.

The chewable melatonin tablets from Costco are a GODSEND for my 5yo

I had a classmate from Saudi Arabia in one class in college. She had moved to Jordan with her family as a teenager (and was amazed at the difference between being treating like almost-a-woman vs. a perpetual child), then to the United States a few years later. She always covered up -- hijab, long sleeve shirt, long…

YUP. My brother sucked his thumb incessantly. Like, up to the age of four. My parents were worried about his teeth, etc. They walked past a power wheels car (the kind you actually “drive” with a battery, etc) in the store, he freaked out over it, and they said that you can’t drive if your thumb is in your mouth.

My parents apparently had similar trouble with me. So they bought me a beautiful canopy bed with beautiful pink bedding (5 year old cisgender, gender conforming girls love that shit) and when they caught me sleeping on the floor in front of their bedroom door, threatened to send it back to the store if I didn’t start…

Hahaha! Adorable!

Grandma had a mystery plant show up in her flower bed closest to her front door. The woman had a green thumb and just loved most plants. Chief of police stops by and says “Hey Frances, you know I am going to have to take your plant there, right?” She was dumbfounded because she didn’t know what it was. Chief tells her…

Right? And it’s ONE plant! You know what you can do with one plant? Enable one 81 year old woman to get pleasantly buzzed in the privacy of her own home every now and then, and that’s pretty much it. Do they think she was running a cartel with that one plant? Selling on the streets? Getting into turf wars with rival…

It is absolutely a waste of money and resources, which is especially egregious when you consider the fact that there has been an extremely deadly heroin epidemic going on in MA for years now.

My two year old runs to the terrace every morning and screams in his thick Queens accent, “Get atta hea!” at the pigeons as if it’s always the first time. Ah, toddlers. Ah, city kids.

Last year I volunteered at the community garden outside the public school in my neighborhood. When we pulled up the carrots, I swear, those kids were about to faint from the surprise. “THEY GROW IN THE DIRTS!” “WHAT ELSE IS UNDER THERE?” “IS THERE CANDY?!”

Poor, sweet George already has such a royal seriousness about him in the top video. It’s so endearing.

When I dropped my kid off at school today, all the kids on the playground were standing around a toad. Marveling at it, breathlessly amazed, all of them, like as if the toad were breathing fire. When my daughter saw this (very average sized, not at all extraordinary) toad, she shouted “WOOooooowwww!” like she had…

She saw I was sketched out, and hugged me, to comfort me, I guess.