Can you time travel to my sophomore year of HS and let me know this? Thx

In all seriousness, it's a very valid point. Spent many years in the business so I've seen it devolve into screaming matches. Seen the fathers freak out, a la that Soprano's episode. Offer to pay, make a quick second offer just to show you were genuine, then back down.

True story - I had been dating a now ex-girlfriend (lets call her Susan) for about three months in undergrad. My school was out of province for both of us, but one weekend, I wound up visiting a friend in her home city. To make a long story short, my friend would up getting hospitalized and I was left without a place…

1. My (now) wife met my parents without me, as I sat helplessly on a stuck 1 train. I've heard about it literally every month for the last 12 years. Do not let this happen to you.

Yeah, I mean, every family has its ridiculous kabuki theater of check-payment. My mother's family used to spend, seriously, like a full 20 minutes doing the "No, seriously, let me," "No, come on, seriously, no way" thing, at virtually every restaurant get-together.

Number 8 is incredible advice, I have never known how to handle that situation with just about anyone.

This is one of the 5-10 questions I check for when it comes to a guy on OKC. Answer like a moron and I'm out. Makes things so much quicker!

It's especially eye rolling into a headdesk slam when they have that answer, then a bunch about being sexually open, hooking up on the first date, blah blah.

Right. At a certain point you have to go for the nuclear option. Otherwise, this guy would have just kept slithering around, demanding her attention.

he's like, fucking bonkers- if he didn't take no as an answer to ending the relationship, and then insisted he be allowed to visit after being told no, you can't visit?

No...NO, Jez. I refuse to put any blame on this woman. Sure, she could have been honest, but how well does that work for women? Like honestly? No matter how *nice* she was, all it would have taken is for this dude to go on reddit/4chan/whatthefuckever and post her personal info with a sob story about 'uppity bitches,'…

NOT MAD.

Do you live in the forest like a modern day Tarzan? Have you ever used said pendant? Assuming you live indoors in a developed country, is there really a need to have the means to make a fire on your body at all times?

Am I allowed to wear my calculator watch?

No. Do not turn that off.

I think we can all agree that guys can only wear rings for the following reasons:

I wear a pendant necklace, it's a high carbon steel pendant and when you strike it on a sharp piece of rock it creates sparks in order to start a fire. Every man should have a way to start a fire, and I swear it makes me look like Jay-Z. http://www.emberlit.com/en/emberlit-st…

God, this happened so much in so many different places. In Ireland, in England, in America. There's never any way to make anyone responsible pay for what they did to these children. There's just bones to uncover and lies to untangle. There's never any justice.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

So my medic alert bracelet that I wear for my heart valve is a turnoff, I'm guessing?