I could really use some advice. I'm 21 years old, a senior in college, and have never been in a relationship of any kind, not a casual flirtation or hookup, not even a date. Usually I can keep myself feeling upbeat by staying busy and enjoying the company of friends, but sometimes I just feel so unbearably lonely that…

Ugh. I was an apartment manager for many years, and have only had to deal with a situation like that twice, but both times was just so uncomfortable and rattled me for days. SO it is normal to feel the way you are feeling.

I really don't get that. Like at all. If someone tells me they need to [insert bodily function of any sort], I believe them. Mostly because I have no interest in hearing more details about your urine, feces, blood (period or otherwise), snot, breast milk, vomit, or anything else coming out of your body. If you make it…

Remove the leeching class rich from your business model, and suddenly things are feasible.

Those managers are enemabags. So is anyone who gets snotty about pregnant women trying to exist while being pregnant.

I am not even going to address the obvious stupidity on the gender aspect. Everyone else will.

Our CJS really needs to step it up when it comes to taking measures to protect DV victims. It's absolutely not excusable. There is no reason why victims shouldn't be able to appear in court via skype or some other system. The steps that some states / counties require are absolutely mind boggling in their disregard for…

It does precisely jack shit except make it easier for police to identify who murdered you.

if martha never had that unrequited love arc, she would have been fabulous. she definitely came into her own, at least story wise, even if the actual WRITING for her wasn't great.

I like how you suggested this wasn't "legitimate" abuse! Good job sir!
Because it's the children that are 'vain and shallow' and certainly not adults, ever.

often PE teachers won't accept asthma either. I"ve had more people tell me my asthma isn't 'that bad' or it would be better if I did this, that or that other thing (chiropractic being offered. yeah, because my lungs are *totally* related to my spinal alignment...)

ANNNNND - this is why swimming just shouldn't even be a subject in school. Ever. I'm so glad I never went to a school with a pool!

They aren't "both in the wrong" she made a choice to take an F that day because the event was more important than a single day grade of PE. He attacked someone.
(I could see the arguement that she was 'wrong' if she requested an A for the day even though she didn't participate, but that's clearly not what happened).

In what universe is dragging a screaming child across the floor and trying to throw them in water against their will a misdemeanor? This is felony battery, and really close to the sexual assault of a minor.

"Did you guys see how many treats I ate? I really think I did well!"

When I was in college we used to roll up to parties and deliberately lose at beer pong so we'd have to drink a ton of free beer. This dog reminds me of that. (S)he knows exactly what (s)he is doing. This was never an agility test for that dog.

Frankly, the Golden is way smarter than the rest of them. There are a number of huge sausages just lying there, and no little treat or bit of play with one's owner is ever going to make up for just running past them.

oooooooooooooh my god this is fucking adorable. I can't even deal with this.

Sooooo, he proved that people on Jezebel are decent human beings. Wow. Score one for the MRA team... amirite.

FUCK YOU STUPID FUNDAMENTALISTS, STOP MAKING MY RELIGION LOOK LIKE IT'S FOR INSIPID, NARROW-MINDED IDIOTS.