I like this better:

Mmmm...time for bourbon.

The best part.

I'll bet about now they're wishing they had chosen a different acronym than ISIS.

Turns out to not be such a bright idea....

I'm surprised you are surprised about this... Pretty much everything you do is in the system logs somewhere, mostly for debugging rather than exploiting your naughtiness.

I understand the GPS info.. but it even tracks when you had your flashlight on !!???
Illuminating !!

Is it me or does this look like a mannequin from a department store vs a 300 year old statue?

Bleeding statues, human teeth... Can we all agree Jesus statues are creepy as hell?

Personally, if a drone was hovering in my yard for no apparent reason other than flying around my house seemingly looking through the windows or just generally 'spying' on my property, i'd shoot that fucker to oblivion. And happily go to court for doing so.

"Eeyouman beings have an incredible proclivity for the pursuit of knowledge... and getting high."

Fact: Intercepted chatter proves there was communications between the rebels and the Russian military admitting to a "We f—ked up" moment

Fact: The only place the rebels could have gotten surface to air missiles is from Russia

FACT: You obviously don't know what the word "Fact" means.

Fact No.3 is false: Ukrainian military HAS need to shut down civilian airplane (with surface to air missile) in order to get more attention to their position from irrational war propagandists.....

fuck russia, and fuck anyone who thinks we should be doing these sports spectacles anymore. seriously, there's no fucking reason to do this except to enrich a few 0.01%ers piles of money.

Truth be told, I hope they don't change the touchpads. I just want something different.