Dammit, you beat me to it. But my comment shows up first when you scroll down, so I win anyways! Where's my No-Prize?!

Maybe the UFO's radiation instilled the cliffs with quasi-gravity-resistant properties.

I tried out Adventure Time, but found it way too abrasive. Maybe it gets better after Season One. Me, I'd say Gravity Falls would have a much better shot at that reward, but I'd favor MLP over AT because I personally prefer serious drama to wacky (somewhat toilet humor-filled) shenanigans.

The bronies are being elitist that this critiquer ain't a "TRU FANNNN" and the non-bronies are being elitist that the "brony crap" is on their site. Only I stand above them all, a paragon of virtue and wisdom.