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So anyway...here’s a magic trick.

As a parent myself and the child of someone who taught teenagers for 35 years, I can atest that kids are often difficult to terrible. However, I’d say this awful dipshit should be stripped of her teachers license immediately. She clearly lacks the temperament to deal with humans in general, much less kids.

Sorry, this teacher isn’t cool and this topic isn’t funny. I’ve taught college for 15 years, and I wouldn’t say this to 18 year olds, much less 10th graders. You’re in an immense position of power as a teacher. It’s really important not to mock your students. I had one teacher in HS who consistently made fun of…

Okay, since you're being sincere, I'll bite. I've done sexual harassment training for my company where I'm its legal counsel. I'm also a rape survivor. As a mother, of course I'd rather be raped than have my child harmed. I will say that because I was very young when I was raped, it took me many, many years - and…

It sounds like she tried to resolve it outside of court and her parents refused.

While a lot of people are sue-happy, I can see the problem in this type of case. Would you really want your boss to be able to google you and find naked toddler pictures? I certainly wouldn’t.

Okay, Pence, tell me what is not “deplorable” about these two

I think that you’re confusing the strawman argument that people like her give with ACTUAL cultural appropriation. I have no problem with people wearing the clothing associated with my culture, incorporating our foods, etc. That is not appropriation. Appropriation is when OUR VOICES ARE SILENCED, and their…

Explain to me why these people aren’t being talked to and investigated by the FBI? Or secret service? Trump literally asked his supporters to murder Clinton. This guy is an elected official calling for civil war if his party suffers a political loss. Seriously what the fuck why aren't they at least investigated for…

I guarantee you, the same thing was said in other countries before violence broke out. There is a movie (I wish I could remember the name) that was about the leadup to the 3rd Reich, where people would read the Nazi propaganda in their morning papers over coffee — watching it getting worse and more brazen, but still…

He definitely is, it’s just not the cross burning robe wearing variety. His history with the his apartment buildings demonstrates that he is of the upper crust “we don’t associate with those people” variety that work to ensure their country clubs and fine dinning establishments are entirely white and that the only…

Ah I don’t know dude. Usually you would encourage “Run, Hide Fight” — in that order. Rushing an axe-wielding intruder is like the last thing this girl should have done.

Jesus Christ, she ran right up under that robber. He could’ve reflexively swung down at her. Jesus.

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Jezebel has had two articles about this roast, and both are about her. She’s getting what she wants, here. Stop feeding the beast, Rich!

Ann Coulter bombed and Phyllis Schlafly died. What a weekend!

She buys groceries?! I assumed her sustenance came from turning her head 180 degrees and eating the face of her partner during copulation.

I offer my condolences to any of the family she had who might have loved her, and my congratulations to anyone who’s suffered under noxious judgment. Farewell Phyllis. You won’t be missed.

That’s the bit that always gets me. Most fruit and vegetable cultivation... even organic... damages animal habitat.