Yeah, I can testify that if your baby is crying on a plane, there's basically NOTHING that can be done. We didn't get the bulkhead seat because there were so many other babies on board that someone else beat us to it, and I'm sure for other passengers (especially those without children) that adds an element of "all…

*Gracious bow*

The Oatmeal has it planned out correctly...

I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

Pfft, I am on the mother's side here.

The only time I get seriously pissed about crying on a plane is when the parent just sits there like dead weight, not even trying to rock or soothe the baby. Or when someone boards a 10 hour flight with a 2 year old and did not even bring a single toy. What did you think your toddler was going to do, read the…

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I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

Yeah a satire button is too obtuse for the folks it's intended for. They need a "This is not a real article, this was posted to Facebook as a joke. All information contianed within this fake news article is not real therefore your anger and rage at the fake news story is invalid. Therefore if you post an angry reply…

I can't tell if this article is satire or not.

I don't get it commie. Is that some kind of bubble kid fancy Harvard talk? Can you people ever just answer the question with confusions?

okay well then can you please tell me what a "bubble parent" is? I figured if you knew smh [took me a while also] then maybe you could explain it to me. Is it a communist plot by nobama to turn children into muslim sleeper agents? Should I hide my guns and ammo?

"Shaking my head."

I don't mean to digress but I really need to know what SMH means.

*CONFUSED*
... I followed the recipe and tried to bake this #5 cake at home but all I got was a big π...

Lolz for y'allz.... I win.

Fuck you, you commie

that was uncalled for, i am going to troll you and your families facebook accounts until you snap.

You win, man. You win. Well done.

or imagine a 9 t0 5 job for 1000 years. Gosh! falling in love and having a broken heart 100 or more times in a 1000 years period... or longing for something or... this terrible desire to accumulate things..... I guess as long as I stay curious about what is new what is to come, the rest seems unimportant !

"Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. " — Susan Ertz