And how does it take five minutes for a intramuscularly injected sedative to kick in?? Is that part of the weird time-bending thing going on in that kooky town?

The showrunners have been on point getting the message out there that there will be no loose ends, no Lost-like flailing about with mysteries that only exist for opaqueness's sake, never to be resolved by an over-their-head writers' room. Viewers have been burnt too many times and rightfully greet these types of shows…

Simply because he died before they could divorce though. I don't think there is any case to be made they would have lasted much longer together. But yes, sadly she's still able to claim widowhood

It was supposed to be Nixon, that was the point. He didn't even bother conjuring a Don impression.

And fucking Pacquiao, what a letdown.

Amazing! Those are terrible

Irony anvil, look out beloooooow!

Me: "What is this bullshit show coming on about dogs?"

Have 100 AV Club readers actually seen Friends? I have my doubts.

Absolutely was. It's like the show suddenly docked us forty IQ points or so. I felt like I was being more patronized than your average CBS audience.

That was an entirely underwhelming episode. A B- would have been more precise. And what a shame coming off the heels of 9 absolute gems of a premiere season. I can't help feeling a bit disheartened after being wooed and bedded so insatiably by the show up until this finale. But despite my misgivings about the…

Animal Kingdom. Do it.

Confusion in her eyes that says it all

*Vampires looking up virgins in Google Image Search*

Why do they give the BLACK artists radio-ready Timbaland tracks, but WHITE Courtney Love gets stuck with a beat that wouldn't make it into a Sega Dreamcast game!?

Remember Courtney was going to be big Hollywood star after Larry Flynt? Oh the delicious 90s LOLROFLMAOWTF!!!11

I didn't buy Cookie would get so rattled by a rose and that she made the drug connotation instead of remembering her freakin anniversary. She has been full of memories since the pilot, but this she forgets?

And yet I ran to a torrent site to download it after reading how futile her efforts at recovery were. Granted, I've seen parts of the film on TV, but lost any inclination to continue watching once the love interest rehab nurse entered the picture. At that point the rest of the movie had already written itself in my…

My word, how they neutered the Lockhart character this year.

F+ is more like it. Mercifully, there was no ghost Brody materializing to tell Carrie it was ok to move on, that kicked it up half a grade