“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

I hope he doesn’t drop out anytime soon. Now that Trump has somewhat reeled in the crazy and Carson is about to drop out any day, we don’t have a lot of people who will bring the funny anymore.

I’ve been enjoying your comments and your patience all morning.

I don't even know why I come on here anymore. The first comment on every article always throws out Bernie Bros. It's ridiculous.

I saw it, and I thank you! That was very kind. I’ve never actually had licorice tea. How is it?

Now you’re moving the goalposts. If no one can work with republicans, why not elect someone with true progressive ideals instead of a moderate?

I like both Hillary and Bernie, and no doubt Hillary is the most qualified candidate. I get it, and think she’s great. That said, you have to respect a guy who is running a campaign without massive funding- so he’s beholden to no one except the voting public- and who is proposing his ideal vision for America. There is…

Being honest, I can’t stand the way these endorsements have been written.

The New York times is supposed to be this established paper with great legitimacy, and yet every time they endorse the candidates, it’s like their stenographing talking points and campaign materials.

Honestly, though? Republicans HATE Hillary. With the current state of politics NEITHER would be able to do much. We need turnout more than anything, so I don’t think that voting for Hillary for that particular reason is the answer.

Clinton doesn’t know how to work the system, she personifies the system, as in fitting effortless into it, while giving the perception that she would fight for the average citizen’s wellbeing, when she’s only interested in upholding the status quo. I’d pick the guy with the great ideas who might win over the public…

Backing Hillary for her work in and support of women’s rights is one thing (if we’re ignoring the whole “all victims deserve to be believed” issue with her), but citing her as the one best positioned to handle to conflict in Syria is, uh... questionable (even without taking Iraq and Libya into consideration). http://am…

True. I’m not sure if it’s fair to call Sanders unrealistic if she’s posting things even more unlikely. That’s dishonest.

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2014/may…

And that she considered black kids to be “super predators”

I notice the NYT’s didn’t point out that she was well behind Dick Cheney in calling for legalizing same sex marriage.

I just like his refreshing take on things. He seems to be way less concerned with his ego and more with doing shit.

Don’t get me wrong, I truly deeply hope Bernie gets elected and unfucks things at least a little. I just worry he’ll get demoralized.

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

“Dolezaling” XD

Aw, jeez, come on. I identify with sloths, but I’m not Rachel Dolezaling myself into a sloth, the way this chick is into a cat.