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Miguel Sandoval
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The 2007 Dontaze Mebro

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

It’s good enough for a 250gto.

Whenever I see a standard Fram oil filter on a car now, I assume that the car was repaired on a budget, the owner was a massive idiot, or more likely both

I’m sure Ferrari recommended that you use a Fram filter in the service bulletin...

One word: Cupertino.

“up until recently I used a professional contact site called AshleyMadison, but they seem to be having issues”

Who’s banned which flags in the USA? Are you talking about the flag of the Confederate slavery regime?

You’re right, that kind of flyover would never happen nowadays.

So if anyone’s wondering, the biggest signed number you can hold in a standard 32-bit integer is 2,147,483,727. Which is

He wasn’t joyriding. This happened when the car was at a franchised dealer, so the mechanic was “protecting the consumer.”

This big puppy, below, hits me in mid-air at about 600 miles per hour whenever I get home, whether it's been 10 minutes or 9 hours. This demonstrates a higher understanding of me than anyone else in my life.