If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

It’s good enough for a 250gto.

Whenever I see a standard Fram oil filter on a car now, I assume that the car was repaired on a budget, the owner was a massive idiot, or more likely both

I’m sure Ferrari recommended that you use a Fram filter in the service bulletin...

One word: Cupertino.

“up until recently I used a professional contact site called AshleyMadison, but they seem to be having issues”

Who’s banned which flags in the USA? Are you talking about the flag of the Confederate slavery regime?

You’re right, that kind of flyover would never happen nowadays.

He wasn’t joyriding. This happened when the car was at a franchised dealer, so the mechanic was “protecting the consumer.”

Maybe we are all living in a mirror universe.

" ... my friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends... '

We need some sort of a system. For example:
10 hoots = 1 darn
10 darns = 1 damn
10 damns = 1 rat's ass
10 rat's asses = 1 crap
10 craps = 1 shit
10 shits = 1 fuck
10 fucks = 1 fucking shit
10 fucking shits = 1 clusterfuck
10 clusterfucks = 1 Jesus tap-dancing Christ
Anything beyond this point becomes a multiple of previous…

Thanks for your honesty, this was a very good read. I find the truth sometimes makes the most interesting reading.

Geez, Patrick, what an article. I have tears in my eyes after reading this. I feel your pain. I really don't know what to say other than.........good riddance to Virginia.

It would make it purer-er right?????

Driver's inner monologue: oh man, so many people, got to impress those fuckers. I'm thinking burnout, yeah totally a burnout.