In a startling turn of events, the "Best Supporting Actress" and "Best Actress" categories were DOMINATED by women this year.

He better advise Drama and Turtle that their young female chaperone might be looking for a threesome of the bad kind. Watch out for the swordfighting, guys!

Any guy that's freaked out by queefing should lose his rights to down there. I mean it's the least disgusting aspect of the act.

@lisas: @noseriously:

@meaghan2k: "... Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

It's guys like Joel Tranner that ruin otherwise great weekends.

It's her Cornel West impersonation.

Oh, and on principle, like 95% percent of films, I ignored the coverage of this movie predicting that it would be complete crap. It's good to be redeemed once again.

But what about those, like me, who'll never even get to be bridesmaids? What about are hackneyed tales of woe?

(STATING the OBVIOUS) She needs help (/STATING the OBVIOUS)

I only wish I can receive oral that will be commemorated with anniversaries.

@Macloserboy: She's seething with scorn at the kid already like an actor who upstages her in scene by actually acting.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo is not pleased. She's stealing his gimmick.

@hamburgerhotdog: @hamburgerhotdog:

@hamburgerhotdog: This isn't everyone. You should include a qualifier.

Wait a sec, aren't most women with breast implants not Narcisstic? Isn't that indicated by their having a higher incidence of suicide than the regular population?

@Pinkosaurus: No, that's why they always go gagga over some crude rewording of Trina lyrics.

@oryx: Imagine if the Church had that effect? You would see sales of "special underwear" go through the roof in the OC.

Whose more ashamed of the other in the picture:

@athertonmerriweather: Misses White with the candle holder in the hall. She was tired of Miss Scarlett jocking her style.