Yeah, I'm gonna cite the economy. That would be the sensible reason. However, I really doubt anyone buying a $1K bag is being very sensible, right?

@mollyboo: Hmmm, same age group; similar end of the spectrum.

I totally want to have kids, even if they turn out a little like this. They're my retirement plan. When turn 65 they better be supporting me.

Yeah, I'm going to change this back in like 2 minutes.

Also, I just realized that there is no limit for name length.

It's like she's staring into my soul. Stay away woman! My soul's for me!!!

Damn it. I have to say it: I LOVE ME SOME ME.

I think I am going to drown myself in toilet water after watching this. I have that much contempt for society right now.

Also, I'd love to believe that it's simple to be in a relationship and not be attracted to others but I know better. No one said it was easy. Part of the conceit or implicit contract to many supposedly monogamous relationships is that you respect one another. If you can't respect someone who's one of the most…

It's pretty clear that everyone in the situ needs a genetic cleansing from the gene pool.

Microfinance is the way to go with third world national debts the way they are. Good job.

What I know from being regular user of these is that is usually individual and you have to go through tons of them to find the right one. Also, the uselessness of them feeds right into many of the patients need to vent. Honestly, it's a perfect simbiotic relationship without which we wouldn't have about 2/3 of the…

Don't worry about Amy not having a pre-nup. It's hard to write pre-nups for how to divy up crack.

Oh sure, women love to have fake weddings with their gay male friends all the time. I have two friends who were going to do it last November.

If we had to assign couples to breed just based on looks, Christy Turlington and Ed Burns would be the first draft pick for the Caucasian breeding couple.

"Christy Turlington & Ed Burns are the heterosexual coupling equivalent of Chanel No. 5. Contemplate."

Am I the only one who see this feature as a chance to check out what horrible creation some designer schemed Jennifer Connelly into wearing? It's like they have some unreal dirt on her and as a result she has to wear their prototype/experimental dresses.

Heigl's trying to be an OG pussy whipper.

@SarahMC: The corollary to that statement for advertising to men is: "Do X to get the girl".

@TruculentandUnreliable: Oh no worries. Just sayin', that's all.