Dan Dearmond it is.

@notaclevername: try a UMPC. They're ultra small and have more features. Like the Asus EE

@Archetype: There are tons of desktop replacements and quality laptops that can do adobe and high level imaging just fine. Check out this site in another window while you're looking at Jezebel.

Um, it's because it's an impractical laptop without many of the features we have become accustomed to having. Also, since it's closed off like an ipod, it'll be a bitch to upgrade.

@TruculentandUnreliable: Oh I know they do. I have many a bi friend and have watched my share of LOGO (Curl Girls - what?!). However, I think the type of scorn that one will get from the heterosexual male community for being a bi male is likely more than the bi-female gets from either female contingent.

@msAnthrope: Yeah and how likely is it that a guy will say he's bi as part of a trend? I mean they wouldn't be supported to nearly the same extent. They would likely face some strong prejudice from both the straight male community, at least, who would pretty much just consider him gay; as would many women, really.

@katxyz: DAMN IT!!!! You went in my mind and stole my idea before I thought of it.

@hamsterpants: Because she's Asian, silly! That's how we're supposed to know. They would have put her in a kimono but then she would be too clothed.

@HELL to the NO: This isn't to disparage true bisexuals. It's just that we know a lot of people are really that far on the Kinsey continuum of sexuality.

Why are they married? Oh it's obvious: guys find the idea of bisexuality in women incredibly attractive. They get into a relationship thinking that just maybe they'll get that threesome fantasy or whatever then ten years later they're married and in the same relationship they were in with any other straight girl…

Despite the fact I am a guy (close to far right on the bottom) that has no opinions about women's shoes, I'm going to put in my unimportant opinion:

Wait, they didn't put the relationship line in. So the relationship is non-existent.

I can easily outshop most girls. However, I would never buy a suit that ill-fitting. I like to sit, walk, and move in my clothes.

@hortense: You win.

As a young 1st generation immigrant, I understand the struggles that most immigrants in particular have to deal with in relation to their parents' traditions. In fact, I was part of a statistical study that looked at the immigrant experience.

Man, I saw the headline and I was hoping for a Will Smith joke.

@meaghan2k: You win. Game Over.

Is Val Kilmer dating Chad Lowe's girlfriend? Do you care?

@flynnchick: Nope. That's why I always find it funny when a lot of people attribute the skinny idealized image of women on men. It's definitely not straight men putting that forth.

@jenndavo: and President of the NAWBLA.