“Save the liver!”

If ISIS paid the fees I’m sure they would make the delivery.

You know what makes me feel better on a regular basis?

*off camera Jerruh.

That goes against every trend in the newspaper industry.

Too bad you didn't copy/paste that super-legal assertion of your image rights into your status bar.

As a straight male secure in his manliness. I like to randomly set my status as engaged and get facebook engaged my fellow straight men. Just the ones who are completely homophobic. The comments I get from them, and their families are great.

My mother-in-law does that. It's pretty funny.

Yeah... umm... sorry about that...

I swear, I paid seven dollars for a 25-foot HDMI cable and now it's free endless bigscreen viewing :-)

Thank you.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

"the worst part is I recognize this girl"

Best. Reaction. Ever.

That's awesome. I like how the one woman was totally accepting of it. Most I know would be much more shy about it like the red sweater woman. haha. Funny

Oh the awkward moment when you realize that the link you just sent to a buddy of yours was actually sent to your father instead...

lol shouldn't he have hit Jax in the face if he was going for cam???

My first thought was that as soon as his wife goes out of town, he should take his kids to get vaccinated.

More emotion in those texts than Cutler has expressed in his NFL career.

"need you home a sap"

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.