“Save the liver!”

*off camera Jerruh.

Gotta hand it to Tom, he really got out on a limb.

lol shouldn't he have hit Jax in the face if he was going for cam???

My first thought was that as soon as his wife goes out of town, he should take his kids to get vaccinated.

More emotion in those texts than Cutler has expressed in his NFL career.

"need you home a sap"

This is not exactly news Tom. Jay's sucked at home all year.

The rest of the enlightened world does as well. The only people that don't believe in it, are, well, in fact glue-huffing apes.

Gosh, you're right. that better be reflected in my envelope at the end of the month!

I thought that when a business offers something at a certain price, it's required to sell it as such to prevent bait and switching. Granted, it's the age of the internets, but there hasn't been n exemption in the law that i've heard of.