Aren’t there like three soaps left on the air?

Do young girls even *read* Cosmo? Or even give it a passing glance at the checkout counter? When I’m at the store and people are stuck waiting in the checkout line, I mostly just see folks scrolling through their phone (or *gasp* TALKING to each other!). It seems like such an anachronistic concern.

One of the very few perks of being disqualified as lesser media, not worthy of attention by very serious people, is that “women’s” entertainment has an easier time getting stuff past the radar that wouldn’t fly anywhere else.

How come no one ever clutches the pearls over soap operas? Those shows are borderline soft porn sometimes!

I work in a bookstore and we go through this every year with the SI swimsuit issue. Since it’s a bestseller, they want it displayed at the front checkout, but that sends all the pearl clutchers into conniptions of “But the children!” Or at least they claim it’s about the children and definitely not about their…

Do...do they know they can just not pick up the magazine? Boom! No longer exposed. I’m confident Cosmo isn’t giving detailed (and hilariously wrong) instructions for “risky”* anal sex on the cover.

Lmfao baby what are you doing?

I don’t know. But at least Tom Cruise has a fairly charming public persona and the people who work with him say he’s nice.

Here’s an idea: before having kids with someone, make sure your “parenting ethics” sync up, or are at least compatible enough to provide a harmonious home for them.

Saw him interviewed on CBS Sunday Morning this week and thought the same thing- he looks an old suitcase that fell off the luggage cart and was run over by a 747. On a 105 degree day. And the interview was the same bullshit, entitled, pseudo-intellectual word salad he’s been spewing out in his other interviews.

I think the fact that she is talking about it still is proof that Bey is secretly living for it, wants the face biter called out, but doesn’t want to seem petty so she’s letting someone else do her dirty work.

I just don’t understand the continued fascination or indulgence in Sean Penn. Why is he getting booked on Colbert? I mean, sure, go on Marc Maron’s podcast. Go on Joe Rogan’s podcast. Go on whatever podcast you want and then ironically complain about the amount of content out there as you hock your vanity project that…

In other words she continues to be a parent to her children and love them no matter how old they are - as most parents do - and he doesn’t give a fuck about them now they’re old enough to see he is a douche and no longer worship the ground he walks on.

Also weed doesn’t make you bite people’s faces, whoever bit Beyonce was coked up or worse.

Beyonce strikes me as super private and maybe not into a story about her being bitten on the face being the the media tidbit du jour.

She looks 10 years younger and her freckles are lovely.

Amazing yes, but that picture is so far away from the Christina that has existed in the media that I would totally believe you if you told me that she’s gotten away with living a double life for years by just not wearing makeup when she’s off the clock.

You say longtime producer Dan Schneiderman, I say Head of the Class star Dan Schneiderman.

Ummm Christina looks amazing!