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It’s not the tattoo he needs right now, but the one he deserves.

He certainly got the tattoo he earned!

I’ve never seen Ben’s whole tattoo.

Yikes. That’s quite the mid-life crisis back tattoo.

I mean, he can be a sleazebag BUT ALSO the source of one of the most glorious (and surprisingly enduring!) memes of all time

This Don McLean character is fucking disgusting. She looks like his grand-daughter. Is she wearing fucking braces on her teeth?! Ugh, old rich men are the grossest, and I really can’t wrap my head around the young, pretty women who let them inside of their bodies.

Iron & Wine’s “Flightless Bird, American Mouth.” “First Day of My Life” by Bright Eyes was a close second!

Are we sure there wasn’t a lawsuit tucked inside the package?

This is super not surprising. He was always gross and both on the Vegas season and on all stars you could always tell that he never thought the female chefs were as good as the male ones.

SAAAME. i remember him getting pissy that “a girl” beat him in an oyster-shucking competition or something and that was pretty much it for me with him.

Totally. Nobody who watched the show is surprised by this.

I’m still mad he knocked off Antonia.

It’s stories like these that are most upsetting to me lately, because it seems so motivated by a desire to dehumanize a woman. I’ve been going through something similar and it’s so hard when you realize so many people think something like this isn’t a big deal. All strength to Chloe.

Shocking!

Not to be all Lena about it, but if my ex immediately started dating a model, it would fuck with my self-esteem big time.

The female version of that body would be shamed over and over.

Hi Taylor!!!

What’s shocking is that he still has supporters who are doubling down on his raging insanity. There are some really dumb and delusional people in this country.

I’d pay good money to watch that chubby fuck chew his own leg off.

He definitely sounds all-out deranged at this point. Hopefully the Mueller team’s back-up plan doesn’t depend on congress for anything, because those fuckers are useless.