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I’m inclined to say anyone who refuses to even consider a pre-nup for romantic reasons is a person who should not be getting married in the first place.

Are they from sock designer Rob Kardashian?

There’s nothing romantic about being a fool in love. Prenups are like wearing a seatbelt. I don’t plan to crash my car every time I drive—I really, really don’t want that to happen and do everything I can to avoid it, in fact—but I know it’s a good idea to wear my seatbelt just in case. I despise the notion that

AJA?! WHAT explain yourself. She does her makeup with a putty knife

Trixie is great but she isn’t as varied as Shangela. Love them both but Shangie was robbed.

I legit just whispered “nine-nine” because my husband is on a conference call but I couldn’t help myself. Best show on tv.

We all need enjoyable things nowadays.

He’s like his Mom always looking for “The Perfect Fit”. (the ad was too good to pass up)

NINE NINE!

he will absorb you with his adorbness

did you mean absorbs? because, gella, them eyes are sucking me in.

Terry is not going to backdown from violent backlash. Terry is fighting the good fight. Terry is a fucking national treasure. NINE NINE!

She can’t spell, she’s racist, and she’s using social media to spout nonsense. Remind you of anyone? #covfefe

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

whatever it is, it’s genetic...

Those shoulders in the red & blue sweater are meat puppets for real. Got damn he looks goooooood.

His bod is amazing, but I think I prefer it wrapped in a cozy sweater.

Nice body, but still just see him as the kid from the Wire.

Traditionally the word for your half-sister’s ex-husband is “that asshole”. The word for your half-sister’s ex-husband once removed is “that asshole, you know who I mean.”