Sharon Stone has been fucking killing it of late. I llve love love that she is pulling those girls aside to tell them how to stay safe.

They are absolutely the same kind of dogs that we take as pets here.

Gun Kenworthy

this is better than dirt bag

Who is the CPAC woman?

Only response to all these talking heads:

So, have they always used word salads as their way of speaking or is that Trump’s influence?

This woman = me. All day, every day.

The deacon board knows what’s important.

Having previously been one, I can confidently say that teenagers are fucking morons. I’m all for raising the age.

It’s a red herring. In most states, age limits on gun purchase are already in place. Where things get more fuzzy is that adults are allowed to purchase guns and gift them to minors (ostensibly for hunting); I very well could be mistaken but they do not seem to be touching on this aspect.

Trump, on new North Korea sanctions announced this afternoon:

It’s been too exhausting of a week to come up with anything witty right now so I’ll just default to this old standard,

Can someone tell me what proper police procedure is for a school shooting? Because waiting for backup when you hear assault weapons seems prudent. What the Hell would he be running into? One guy? Three guys? How good was visibility?

Well done for your mom! A friend of mine is going just for the wedding—we’re part of the same Harry and Megan fangirl FB group—and she fortunately got her hotel room way in advance. Now, we’re helping her select the best church-lady hat for the occasion, because no British aristocrat can hold a candle to a Baptist…

haha remember when Jeremy Piven couldn’t perform in Speed-the-Plow because he got mercury poisoning from too much sushi?

Just what we all need: a white male baby boomer’s take on sexual harassment.

He was sexually abused as a child. I remember an interview where he said when he was 5 a babysitter showed him porn and he also experienced more physical sexual abuse. His overactive sex drive is some kind of coping mechanism, I think. He’s been accused of sexual harassment himself. I don’t think he has game so much…

Think about this for a second. Dana Loesch is NRA spokesperson because she was THE MOST PERSONABLE INDIVIDUAL THEY COULD FIND TO DEFEND THEIR BULLSHIT.